~velocitygirl4455

"Are you not living up to your full douche potential?" Me to Ella

"LOOK!"
*Everyone looks*
"What?"
"IT"S A STREAMER!!!"
*Everyone rolls their eyes* Me at a party

"I don't dance."
"But you were dancing a minute ago."
"That was for the benefit of everyone's humor. If I tried dancing now they might all internally combust." Me and Hansika

"Fine, then I'll just jump on my hypothetical unicorn and kick your hypothetical asses." Me

*While waiting to start a surprise party*
"Guys, shut up! I'm trying to come up with a theory to prove my idea that all logic is irrefutably-"
"SHUT UP!" Me and everybody

*Puts on REALLY BAD southern accent* "Hey MR. Fi-INCH!"Me and Mina on To Kill A Mockingbird

"Popular People: If they're not all on Crack, they're kissing each other." Me

"MINA, what's happening on the Patrick Cam?" (NOT AN ACTUAL CAMERA)
"Well, it looks like he's trying to think."
"And?"
"I don't think he's succeeding." Me and Mina

"So he's up there for taboo and the first thing he says - With gum in his mouth - is 'syrup' ... *CHEW, CHEW* 'It involves syrup.'." Hansika on Patrick (Ella's future BF)

"Ella. When you get married to Patrick you will have three children. Rick, who is not sporty and has Patrick's low mental capabilities-"
"-He also frequently scream's 'MY NAME'S NOT RICK!'."
"Yes, and a middle, average one with no skills-"
"Named Todd."
"And Blankie - a girl- who is really smart and sporty."
Me Mina and Lauren